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Your mother bought us tickets to a snooty movie... directed by some Swedish meatball. I think. But l just want to say... that the past few weeks have been great. Trabing norm doog. Ms. Melon: So, "Y" equals "R" cubed over three. It got a 7.8 for the good plot, but bad execution as the jokes aren't that good besides a few. Homer: Don't stifle the boy, Marge. Then Homer pounds on Bart’s door, and tries to coax him to come out (claiming he can't hug and kiss him). I'll trade you 1,000 picoliters of my milk for 4 gills of yours. They merely determine your future social status and financial success. Skinner informs Marge and Homer about Bart’s graffiti from earlier that morning. 7G02 With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. A school without walls... where you do as much or as little of the assignments as you feel you need to. What do we need a psychiatrist for? Original Airdate Script synopsis: After a night spent playing scrabble ends with Bart securing victory by making up a word and winning we cut to Bart taking an intelligence test.He cheats on this, swapping his paper with Martin Prince - the class genius. While Bart is still taking his test, he looks out the window to see a smug Martin sticking his tongue out at him. Bart swaps IQ tests with Martin, and ends up the butt of everyone's jokes at a school for gifted kids. ", Principal Skinner will be very interested to-- to--, Oh. Later, after school, Marge and Homer are called to Principal Skinner’s office for a meeting about Bart’s behavior at school. Boys, let's see your hands. James L. BrooksMatt GroeningSam Simon David Silverman. I'm Ms. Melon, your learning coordinator. Bart, however, hates the game, so he ends it when he cheats and makes up an imaginary word, “Kwyjibo”. ♪ Please use the cuspidor ♪ He says it's urgent. You know, sentences spelled the same backwards and forwards. All rights reserved. (Instead of. I have some very exciting news for all of us. So Homer gives Bart the tie he is wearing, and he gives Bart a little pep talk about his first day at the new school and shoves him in the classroom door. Title sequence. Maybe so, but from now on... this dimwit is on easy street. Watch The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 "Some Enchanted Evening" code U.S. viewers (millions) 1: 1 "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" David Silverman: Mimi Pond: December 17, 1989 A dejected Bart walks away from the lunch table as the other kids laugh at him. You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a "kwyjibo" is. Why should I suffer? Ethan's very good with palindromes. When Dr. Pryor wants to know why, Bart makes up an excuse and tells Dr. Pryor he would like to go undercover and study regular kids and their school environment, “to see what makes ‘em tick.” Dr. Pryor agrees and tells Bart to write up a proposal to present to Principal Skinner while he goes to talk to him. Homer: Wait a minute, you little cheater. Later at home, a still green-stained Bart greets his parents and Homer offers to give Bart a turpentine bath to wash off the green. I'm outta here. History Talk (0) Comments Share. Milhouse, one of Bart's friends, sees Martin informing Skinner and warns Bart. As the children file into class, Martin encounters Bart in the classroom, explaining that he feels apologetic for Bart and merely was attempting to prevent the desecration of the school, but Bart rebuffs Martin by replying, "Eat my shorts." I'm sorry. You're a dimwit. Frosty Krusty Flakes are what got him where he is today. d.) All episodes are available in the English language or French with only spoken language, or subtitles as well. Tell you what. Out in the backyard, as Homer gives Bart a bath, Bart confesses about cheating on the aptitude test and tells Homer that he loves him and that he has enjoyed the extra attention from being a “genius.” He tells Homer that he doesn’t think something that has brought them closer than they ever were before could be bad, which angers Homer, and he chases Bart out of the tub, trying to choke him for telling him that. It was also the first ever episode to use the signature title sequence, as well as the first regular episode. It's eight cars long and always carries the same number of passengers in each car. Bart: Here we go. When Dr. Pryor comes back in the office and reads Bart’s confession, he suddenly realizes that Bart misspelled "confession". An hour later, a number of passengers... equal to half the number of minutes past the hour get off... but three times as many plus six get on. I can't hug you and kiss you and make you feel all better. Later during the opera, a bored and impatient Homer and Bart goof off and cut each other up, even though they are continually shushed by an upset Marge. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Well, it seems the smartest child in the class... is also the quietest. Also, Lisa gets home first, so Homer only has to dodge Marge after getting out of the car. You write up your proposal while I talk to Principal Skinner. And this is Sidney Swift. Bart is promtly moved to a school for intelligent children, but does not fit in. Marge: Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without... mmm, hmm-- What's that word where you encourage something to grow? Squashed Bart couch gag "I cheated on my intelligence test. They discuss the reasoning behind his recent failings at the new school, and Dr. Pyror thinks that once again Bart isn’t being challenged enough, while Bart suggests that he just go back to Springfield Elementary. The Simpsons 7G02 - Bart the Genius Episode Script. Bart the Genius (Script) Bart: Here we go. And now we can continue our debate from yesterday. b.) Bart the Genius was the second episode of Season 1, which originally aired on January 14, 1990. What's your problem? Why don't you go build a rocket ship, brainiac? I'm insulted. Homer: I'm just saying why not have two geniuses in the family? Before he leaves, Homer roughly grabs Bart and accuses him of cheating. We're all set. Marge: Bart, stop fooling around. Bart the Genius was the second episode of Season 1, which originally aired on January 14, 1990. We're supposed to encourage him. What? These tests will have no effect on your grades. Now let's all welcome the newest member... of our collective experience, Bart Simpson. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Whoa! Just then Marge walks by, and tells Homer and Bart that she bought tickets to the opera in an effort to try to help nurture Bart’s brain. class: center, middle, inverse, title-slide # Simpsons’ Guest Appearances are Growing ### Adaptation of Gil Henriques’ Simpsons Plot, by Evangeline Reynolds ### 5/18/2018 --- Ms. Melon: Bart, what other paradoxes affect our lives? If you get bored, feel free to take out a book and start reading. Yeah, well, you know, kinda, um... but I was thinking I could go undercover. Since its launch in January 1990 as a regularly scheduled series, this celebrated show has remained one of the most groundbreaking and innovative entertainment franchises, recognizable throughout the world. Skinner arrives, where Bart, Milhouse, and two more children are feigning their involvement. Bart: "Kwyjibo." Bart: "At 7:30 a.m., an express train traveling 60 miles an hour... leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, 520 miles away. K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. When we left off, Calvin and Tanya were arguing... that free will is an illusion. We know our kid is nuts. It was written by Jon Vitti. Let me feel the wind. Bart then quickly fills out random answers on his own test and then writes Martin’s name at the top and turns it in. Homer: BART! Principal Skinner: Whoever did this is in very deep trouble. You're outta there! Script error: No such module "Footnotes". What? Uh, Bart, would you wager your cupcake against my--. Marcia Wallace as Edna Krabappel and Ms. Mellon Game's over. There is a sequence with Lisa riding home on her bike with a stack of books and her saxophone. He's just speaking in backwards phonetics today. The garage door is red, has no lines on the front and it opens in a flip up way. Show Runner Rabbi has memo. But you do know what happens when you mix acids and bases, right? When the school psychologist compiles the test results, he believes the switch and refers Bart to the Enriched Learning Center for Gifted Children. He then checks each of their hands, but Bart is caught "red-handed". Bart: "Kwyjibo." Here's a good one." By itself, something like this might not call for an extreme penalty... but this is not an isolated incident. Do you ever dream of leaving your class... to pursue your own intellectual development on an independent basis? Class begins with a debate on the topic of free will and the paradoxes that it creates; Bart struggles to understand the discussion. And this is Cecile Shapiro. Trabing norm doog. (pause) Son, if you don't come out, I can’t hug you and kiss you and make you feel all better. It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart. We come from Springfield and we sell swampland you there. Enriched Learning Center for Gifted Children, ll go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Bart_the_Genius?oldid=934869. He's not bothering me, Mrs. Krabappel. Ethan's very good with palindromes. Proposal? It also has the very first couch gag as well. Bart is reluctant to go to the festival and Homer tells him they don’t have to. Highlights of the season include "The Crepes of Wrath," in which Bart is sent to France as an exchange student ("Don't mess up France the way you messed up your room"); "Bart the Genius," in which Bart ends up in a school for the gifted; and "Krusty Gets Busted," in which Bart… You see, when a child with Bart's intellect... is forced to slow down to the pace of a normal person... he's probably going to lash out in ways like these. Principal Skinner: I caught your son defacing school property this morning. The Simpsons is the longest-running primetime comedy in television history. 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